Akatsuki havin a lil fun....

I walk into the Sand Village and see it's scarce life. There's very little people outside, no plant life, and no animals. At least animals that aren't being tortured. I see a trio of genin stepping on a lizard and laughing, One of them looks around to see if any Jounin are around, then pulls out a kunai and chops off it's head. it's go time... "HEY! LITTLE SHIT!" "Whadya you want old man?"1 I sneer as i throw down a scroll and kei appears in a poof of smoke. "Hey, Ryu! Don't mess with him man!" ""Shut up! What's that lizard supposed to do?" "Listen, punk, Do you know what this robe is?" I point to a red cloud on my cloak. "Do you know what this ring is?" I flash my ring, "Do you know what this cross is?" I show him my leaf headband with the slash on it. "N-n-n-n-no..." "It's a symbol. Do you know for what?" "I do!" I get hit with a wind blast and slide back a couple of feet. "ANBU bastard..." He leaps down from the tree tops and holds his katana to my neck. "Hehe..." Kei stands on his hind legs and i slap him on the back and he spitso ut acid onto the ANBU and his skin burns down to the bone. "AAAAAAAAHHH!!!!" "YOU'RE NEXT KID!" I do handsigns and Kei and i jump up into the air and i slam his back. "SCALE HAILSTORM!" The scales peel off Kei and rain down upon the sand, slaughtering many,

I look at you and snicker. "So's picking on me," I roundhouse kick you and do handsigns then slap Kei's back and he spits out numerous acid balls.

"Whatever helps you sleep at night..." I pop my neck and do handsigns. "Now, you get a first look at why they called me the Dragon of the Leaf... " I slam Kei again and we seem to meld together. "Lizard Style: Transfusion of the Kingdom!" I turn into a winged dragon, complete with razor sharp fangs and horns. I open my mouth and a waterfall of acid hits you, burning you severely.

"Actually, you didn't ask me anything..." I start to quickly fly in a circle formation, growing faster, and faster. Eventually, I am going so fast i basically look like a soldid dark green ring. Then thousands of scales fly at you with the speed of a jet plane, and the dark green seems to be taken over by a wave of lighter green, which is really just an illusion caused by my scales peeling off.

"Actually you just said picking on the innocent was a bad choice... I don't see a why or a question mark." Flies in circles waiting for his opponent to stop hiding from fate.